{"product_id":"human-drunkard","title":"Human Drunkard","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHuman Drunkard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1 Human stumbling with mug in hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRed-faced and roaring with laughter, this fellow has made the tavern his second home and the floor his third. His tales are tall, his debts taller, but every word he slurs hides a spark of truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love Them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Adds comic relief and texture to tavern or festival scenes—an NPC who blurs the line between fool and prophet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGM Hook:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Between hiccups, the drunkard insists he saw “the moon wink” last night—and the tide hasn’t stopped rising since.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach model includes its appropriately sized base and is supplied unpainted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cephalopod Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67838875566258,"sku":"sku-42657692254313","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0532\/6992\/1970\/files\/human_male_drunkard_1.png?v=1793289234","url":"https:\/\/impendingduff.com\/products\/human-drunkard","provider":"ImpendingDuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}