{"product_id":"half-orc-chef","title":"Half-Orc Chef","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalf-Orc Chef\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1 burly Half-Orc cook with ladle and apron\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith forearms like ham hocks and a scowl that could curdle milk, this kitchen warrior serves up stew as fierce as any battlefield. Rumor says he once cleaved a troll in half with a cleaver meant for roast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love Them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for taverns, inns, or comedic downtime scenes—brings a hearty dose of humor and flavor to your campaign.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGM Hook:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The chef’s new “special recipe” has a curious effect—it temporarily grants visions of past battles fought on the same soil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach model includes its appropriately sized base and is supplied unpainted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cephalopod Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67838878515378,"sku":"sku-42657681997929","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0532\/6992\/1970\/files\/orc_chef_1.png?v=1793289293","url":"https:\/\/impendingduff.com\/products\/half-orc-chef","provider":"ImpendingDuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}